Mother and I were in clean-and-purge mode today. We concentrated on a bookshelf and a closet. And found many many wonderful things. So many wonderful things in fact these wonderful things will need multiple posts. First up, children's* books. After browsing through some from my childhood, I discovered the following:
-Approximately 78% of our children's books have God, Jesus, or Bible in the title.
-Approximately 14% of our children's books are Berenstain Bears, Mercer Mayer, Curious George or Richard Scarry
-Approximately 4% of our children's books are about baby animals
-Approximately 3% of our children's books are ones we wrote ourselves
-The remaining 1% of our children's books are joke books
And then there was this one:
I also learned that just because you stick God in the title doesn't make it a good read. In fact, it can be downright terrible.
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I also found this one, reminding me to be thankful no matter what the circumstance. Or weather.
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| You have got to be kidding me, blogger. You suck you suck you suck. |
P.S. sorry if the content of this post is crap. It took an exceptionally long time and photos were not co-operating. Computery nerdy wizards and warlocks (what are warlocks?), how can I fix this?
*Dear Firefox, stop underlining children's in red squiggles. That is grammatically correct. Just. Ugh. STOP.
