I've been had

Monday, September 24, 2007 - Posted by Amanda Bast

Last night I was nearly delerious from exhaustion when I finally made it to bed. I got into my lovely bed, pulled the sheet up, but something wasn't quite right. I kept pulling. What the heck? What is wrong with my bed? Then I realized that I had been....

SHORT SHEETED.

I have a list of people who were in my house Saturday night. I know who you are. YOU WILL PAY.

I hope you know, Basts don't get even, we do one better. You have effectively just messed with a Bast. Watch out.