Gems From The Basement: Marriage

Sunday, January 2, 2011 - Posted by Amanda Bast
It is time for Gems From The Basement: The Marriage Edition.

The what?

The marriage edition.

Are you married? Are you unhappy even though you are married? Have you ever thought to yourself, "I really wish there was a way to be happy even though I'm married". Well my friend, look no further. The answer is in my basement:

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"But how do I know this is truly the right book for me? How can I trust the source? Just take a look at the back cover:

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How could you not trust a couple as glowing and in love as that? Look at them gaze lovingly at each other. Him and his pointy collared shirt, her and her bedazzled blouse. It's love! Even her hair screams, "I'm married! And I'm happy!" It's a safe choice, I promise. It offers very modern and up to date advice about how to keep your spouse AND yourself happy. And look, it even includes cartoons:

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"I've read books like this before though! They're all the same! All they do is quote scripture and tell us to be pure."

That's where this book is different. Need to know what each part of the male and female anatomy is called? This book has it. Need to know what each part of the male and female anatomy looks like? This book has diagrams. Need to know the differences between males and females? This book includes helpful charts like this one:

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Your days of boring married sex are over. No more asking, "Am I doing this right?" or "What is this little thinger called?" or "Explain that slow cooker/microwave analogy to me again?" It is all laid out very clearly in this book. With scripture!

Finally. An answer to your life's biggest question.

Stay tuned for Gems From the Basement: Happy Homemaking.